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Strain Name: Grape Jalapeño

Lineage: Banana Pepper (originally bred by Cosmic Wisdom Seeds) × Gonzo Grape

# of Seeds Per Pack: x15
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Gender: Regular Photo Period

Strain Type: Sativa Dominant

Flower Time: 65–80 Days

Terps/Flavors:
Bell pepper, creamy, musky, skunky, plum, earthy.

Height:
Vigorous vertical growth. Typically at least doubles in size during flower and can triple in some phenotypes.

Effects:
Highly uplifting and energizing. Strong focus and creativity enhancement paired with a pronounced full-body buzz. Extremely potent, daytime-leaning medicine.

Stability & Field Observations

In-house testing (Joint):

• Seeds run in-house since creation: 106
• Confirmed intersex expression: 4 (~3.8%)
• Evaluation Window: 2024 – Present
• Testing conditions included: Extreme heat stress with temperatures between 105°–110°F, low humidity, drought, over-saturation, nutritional spikes and dips, root restriction in small containers, light leaks, Blue Light Special exposure, random light schedule shifts, and intentional environmental pressure.

Customer-reported observations:

• Estimated seeds distributed since release: 400+
• Confirmed intersex reports reviewed and logged: 0 (0%)
• Reports are assessed directly through customer communication and follow-up.

Notes:
Intersex expression in cannabis is influenced by both genetic predisposition and environmental stress.
All data shown reflects real-world field outcomes rather than controlled laboratory trials.
This cultivar has been intentionally stress-tested to identify instability early rather than mask it.
Ongoing evaluation continues as additional cycles are completed and logged.

Cultivar Background & Development

Grape Jalapeño is one of the most mentally stimulating cultivars I have worked with. It was created by crossing Banana Pepper, originally bred by Cosmic Wisdom Seeds, with Gonzo Grape to explore a terpene and effect profile well outside my usual comfort zone.

This line immediately stood out for its intensity. It is extremely potent and, for me personally, strictly a daytime cultivar. As someone with ADHD, this is the kind of herb that flips the switch hard. It sparks movement, focus, and creativity in a way that is impossible to ignore.

I found myself one morning pacing around my kitchen and living room for no real reason other than my mind being fully lit up and searching for something to do. That level of stimulation is not subtle.

Effects & Use Case

This cultivar delivers a trippy, uplifting headspace that drives focus and creative thought once the initial rush settles. Alongside the mental stimulation is a major body buzz that completely numbs aches and pains, creating a sharp contrast between mental energy and physical relief.

I want to be clear. While Blueberry Orange Juice #4 is uplifting, Grape Jalapeño operates on an entirely different level. This is not a gentle mood elevator.

Because of that, individuals with severe anxiety may want to approach this cultivar cautiously, as the stimulation could potentially provoke anxious responses. That said, it has also shown strong potential for depression relief due to its energizing and perspective-shifting effects.

Terpene Expression

Resin production is heavy, with plants caked in trichomes. One of the most unique aspects of this line is its terpene profile, particularly the bell pepper note, which is something I had not encountered in cannabis prior to this project. That savory, vegetal edge layered with grape, musky, and earthy tones makes this cultivar stand out immediately.

Closing Statement

Grape Jalapeño is not subtle and it is not meant to be. It is a loud, trippy, mentally activating cultivar built for daytime use, creativity, and movement. If you are looking for something that genuinely breaks routine patterns and lights up the mind, this one earns its name.